- Anti Joke

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.