- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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