A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Jeff

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What do I hate? people

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