Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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WNBA

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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My spelling is horrible

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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