- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

you give like i give lomain

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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