- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Asian women drivers...

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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