"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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