Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What's 2+2? Fish

you see theres this guy.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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