Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Wenis Penis

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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