Roses are red, yup.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Sex

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NEVER

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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How many light bulbs? 1

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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