what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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