- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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