What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

white or wheat? wheat please.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

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