ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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