What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Good job, son.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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