What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A penis walks into a bar..

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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