- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Ready for something funny? nothing

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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