Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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