Asian women drivers...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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