- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

10inch nice

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Knock Knock Who's there

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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