- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Lets Go Lakers!

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

a. why? b. because

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay