- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Asian women drivers...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

NEVER

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

that wall over there ->

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??