What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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