Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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