- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

France had one revolution

What do I hate? people

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