- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

what are three short words? i a am

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Horse.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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