- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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