- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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