- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Caolan and Eamon

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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