- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Tony Romo

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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