Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Black people in Camden NJ.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Small Penis.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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