- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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