- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What do I hate? people

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

France had one revolution

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

you see theres this guy.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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