- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

cory

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

snowglobe

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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