- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

whats green and lives in the water

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

123 f*ck off

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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