- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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