- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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