Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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An man walks to a bra

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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