- Anti Joke

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents