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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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