- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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