- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

XD Jackass.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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