- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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