How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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knock knock Goodbye

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Click here to end the world.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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