A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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