- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

No it doesnt..

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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