- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Who is it?

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Fine, ladies first.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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