- Anti Joke

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house