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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

a black man walks out of popeyes

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Boner

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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