Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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