Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Grace Ackerson

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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