Knock knock... Home invasion

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Hello penis

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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