- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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