- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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