- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

a. why? b. because

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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