- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

knock knock i have diarrhea

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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