- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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