A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

I'm Coming

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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