- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

your life

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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