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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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