- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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