- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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