How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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