why did the chicken cross the road

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A man walks into a bar.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

The WNBA.

A joke

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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