How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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CHEEZECAKE

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Anti Joke

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