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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What's gay and gay? Joe

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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