whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

No joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

wat?

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

You.

make me a sandwich!

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

The mets are 3-0 this season

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Liars go to hell! -God

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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