How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A joke

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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knock knock go away

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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A scottish man having fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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