Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Kenny G

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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