Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

knock knock go away

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Women's rights

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

No joke.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Johnny just finished his pie.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Anti Joke

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