Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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ASSCHEEKS

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Itookasipasoda

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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