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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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