Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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your fat

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You.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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wat?

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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