What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

make me a sandwich!

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

hi bye

Liars go to hell! -God

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

son, you're adopted.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

The government makes a good decision

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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