- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

So a seal walks into a club...

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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