Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Rick Perry.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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balls in ya mouf

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The

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I love you.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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CHEEZECAKE

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Anti Joke

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