youre gay

The government makes a good decision

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Black people are innocent.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Potato salad

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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