- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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