- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Your mom went to college

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

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