Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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matt is fat

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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