- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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