What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

I have an idea! You leave.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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