- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

whats up and also down? your mum

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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