How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why did katy fall off her bike?

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

1+2 = 6

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Asian women drivers...

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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