- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Pickles are powerful

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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