why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Anti Joke

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